Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Lost Items vol. 8

- Picture of Joan Rivers eating carrion
- 0.48 guitar string
- Recordings of cats fighting down the street
- Can on El Pato brand (The Duck) Salsa Verde
- Drawing of a candiru
(Vandeilla cirrhosa aka dickfish)
Jar of Tonail clippings, 2003-present
- Ronnie James Dio poster
- Cut-off sweatpants used as sleepwear

Monday, September 15, 2008

Ike not-so-bright Ohio

A bit topical for me given that this shit is usually about nonsense but you all know my neurotic obsessions with lists and my equally comparable obsession with objects that require electricity. Here is what I would like to do to but, alas can't:

-Dill Lemon Salmon with sautéed Asparagus and Broccolini
-Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, Sunday dork fest was interrupted by wind during my siege on Fort Nasso
-Internet Gossip websites
-Killer metal solo
-General Activities that require electricity to perform [e.g. shaving excessive body hair, turning on light when needed
-Freaking out the cats by putting the electric razor on the floor and turning it on [highly recommended if you have said items]

Monday, September 8, 2008

Hurricane Season Needs a Makeover

Hurricane Lethal Weapon 2
Hurricane Stop or My Mom will Shoot
Hurricane Predator II
Hurricane Terminator
Hurricane Total Recall
Hurricane Rambo
Hurricane Speed
Hurricane Bad Boyz
Hurricane Apocalypto